U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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