He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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