he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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