Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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