You surviving the open bar?
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He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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