Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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