Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
