Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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