I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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