Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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