Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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