But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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