was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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