When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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