actually, I'm a sock model
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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