Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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