I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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