...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
