I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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