you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
