yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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