My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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