I just pynch a tree in the face
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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