So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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