Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
17 year olds will be the death of me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
