NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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