we have officially lost it.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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