So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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