It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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