i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
