Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
