Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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