Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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