I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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