Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
