i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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