I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
