Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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