It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
