nut hugger
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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