did you get engaged???
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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