Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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