He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You coming home soon, man?
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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