No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
