Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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