i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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