just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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