Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
