Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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