I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
