I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Operation Purity has been aborted
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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