I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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