the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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