Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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