I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize