youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
my liver is dry heaving
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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